So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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