Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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