i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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