so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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