I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
