the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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