if you like me you must not know who I am
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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