Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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