You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Someone came in the potted fern
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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