there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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