they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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