I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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