literally had 100 drinks last night.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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