I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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