If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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