it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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