dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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