Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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