Well douche your snatch and let's go!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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