Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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