Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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