Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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