It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
