I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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