Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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