You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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