I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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