But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize