Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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