i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
