ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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