Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
