your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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