How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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