You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
