Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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