: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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