i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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