I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My feet surprised me
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