she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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