Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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