Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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