Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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