GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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