I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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