That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It's just like the Real World with babies
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Can I color on your dick again?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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