I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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