Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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