WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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