thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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