So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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