real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cannot find my penis.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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