At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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