eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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