After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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